jokes

jokes

jokes

1 she - apki koi gf hai

he- agar me Tutte hue tare se girlfriend mang luna to tara waps Jaa kar chipak jata hai

2 ek amir aadmi ne kaha mera Bathroom 10 lakh ka hai, dusre ne kaha mera 20 lakh ka hai, samne raju baitha tha usne kaha mai jis khet pe subha lota lekr jata hu vo 7 crore ka hai

3 gaon ki gori ke sath ishq me bas ek hi pareshni hai ki, agar romantic ho kar uski gaud pr sar rakh do to vo juen dekhne lagti hai

4 muje lagta hai mai jyda din nahi ji paunga, sala karwachot ka vrat rakhne wali koi mil hi nahi rahi hai

5 Jo bee america se ai hai usko kya kahege...Ans- USB

6 agar hath par tambaku chune ko ghisne se bijli utpan hoti to hamara desh current ki chidia ho jata

7 sala Ye iPhone kharidne ke lia amazon walo ko credit card or debit card ke sath Kidney wala option bhi rakhna chahiye

8 history desh ka Charitra batati hai and browser history aadmi ka.

9 sunata hu apne schoop ki premkahani, ek thi topper % ki thi rani...fir...fir kya hamne pata li...aur fail ho gayi maharani.

10 Tum message ki baat karte ho, ham to exam me question seen kar ke Reply nahi karte

11 sir dard hone par kuch der girlfriend se jaroor baat karen, kyuki zeher hi zeher ko marta hai

12 Pappu or papa Hotel me gaye, papa ne kaha waiter 1 ice cream lao aur 1 beer, itne me pappu bola, papa Icecream kyu, aap bhi beer lo sharmane wali koi baat nhi hai, Pappu aj us hotel me waiter hai

13 ek nigro bus me apne bache ke sath ja rha tha, conductor ne kaha itna kala bacha maine ajtk dekha nahi, nigro ne kuch nahi kaha aur seat par mu fula kar bait gya, santa bola, kya hua bhai sahab, nigro bola are yar conductor ne bejti kr di, santa bola, are maar saale ko ja kar, aur ye chimpanji ka bacha muje pakda de, sala katega to nahi na

14 Santa ek mobile company me interview ke lia gaya to par usko pahle hi sawal me bhaga dia, sawal tha, sabse bada network kon sa hai, Santa bola, cartoon Network

15 santa ek roti khud kha rha tha and ek roti paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha, banta ne pucha ye kya hai, to santa bola, abe dikhai nhi deta, chicken ke sath roti kha rha hu

16 santa underwear kharidne dukan gya to dukandar ne usse 300 rs ka underwear dikhaya, santa bola, bhai roj pahan ne wala dikha, party wear nahi chahiye

17 saas bahu se: kitni bar kaha hai kahi bahar jati hai to mathe me bindi laga kar jaya kar, bahu: Jeans me bindi kon lagata hai maji, saas: maine kab kaha jeans me laga, mathe pr laga bevkoof mathe pr

18 single hone ka dukh tab hua, jab Kutte jaise shakal wala dost bola, Thodi der chup ho ja meri girlfriend ka call aa rha hai

19 arz kia hai, likhe to text tumhe vo teri yaad me, tumne ek bhi na padhe, tum jao bhaad me

21 ek sali apne jija ke sath Milne gayi vo bht baten bna rahi thi to jija bola, kya ham aaj raat pati patni ki tarah gujaar sakte hain, sali sharmate hue boli jaisa ap chaho, jija bola to thik hai ab Mu band kr aur sone de

22 kabhi bhi kisi ladki ke piche hath dhokar na pade, agar padna hai to mu dhokar pade, shyad kirpa wahi ruki hui hai

23 agar pathake aur fuljhadi ka naam sunkar tumhe, ladkio ka khayal aata hai to mere bhai, Tum bade hokar jaroor berojgar banoge

24 aaj papa ke sath bike pe market ja raha tha, galti se muh se nikal gaya, dekh bhai kya maal ja rahi hai, uske baad maine papa se bola ki papa ghar me koot lena market me izat hai meri, par papa ne Wahi koot dia

25 bhikari ek ladki se: bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do, ladki: kuch nahi hai baba, bhikari: chalo fir mobile number hi dedo

26 GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?

BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.

GIRL- Kyu?

BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye

27 Train mein Warning likhi thi.....

Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar

TiTu- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf

28 Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h

Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?

Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta hai

29 Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?

Banta: Birthday hai

Santa: Kiska?

Banta: Tuyu ka

Santa ne puchha: Tuyu! ???

Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha ha-Happy Birthday tuyu

30 Son came late…

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.

Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?

Beta: MAA KI MAMTA

Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.

Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?

Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR

31 Pappu: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,

Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye,

Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours Baccha Yaa

Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

32 Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta:-aatmhatya karne ke liye.

Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaye

33 Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.

Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon

34 Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.

Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.

Banta:-kya?

Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai

Santa :- ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi. Log use radhe shyam kahte the. Batao kyon?

Banta:-kyon?

Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha

Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.

Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski, phir?

Santa:-haan yaar, bahot achcha dost tha mera

35 Boy: I love you baby

Girl: I Have already a boyfriend

He: Olx pe bech de

Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega

36 Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?

Santa: ambuja cement.

Banta: Kyun?

Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

37 A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?

Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao

38 Uski yaad me hume susu lag gaye, aansu hi the pagli bas raste badal gaye

39  raat ka samay tha pappu kabristan se cycle chalata hua aaya

kabristan paar krke kaha baap re kaise road thi itne saare speed breakers

40 tufani andheri raat me 12 baje

kabristan k jungle me

1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha

ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,

koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

41  Tinku: 1 Manf0rce Dena.

Dukandaar: Tum To Masterjee K Bete Ho na?

Tinku: Mentos Bola Mentossssssss

42 Yoga Sir:- Dear students!!

Batao Mai Ek Paav Par Kab Aur.

Kyo Khada Rehta Hu ??

Student:- Nahane Ke Baad Chaddi Pahane Ke Time

43 50% lovers love-romance kyun nahi kar pate?

1. Girlfriend nahi manti?

2. Seriousness?

3. Dono Raji nahi hote

Ans- room-space hi nahi milta

44 Mummy-beta paper kesa tha

Beta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka tha

45 Usne shrmate hue pucha ap khane mein KIA KIA khalete hai..

Meine bhi hns ke keh diya dhoke ke alawa sb kuch

46 Wo jwaan hoke thodi phuljhadi KIA Hui...

Pura mohalla hi sala machis ho gya hai

47  baitha ke uski  julfon ke saye mein aisa josh aya..

Pir

Pir KIA uske baap ne dekhlia khambhkat seedha ICU mein hosh aya

48 Zindagi ki pehli kiss lene chla tha aee galib...

Phir ..

Phir KIA.....ussi time bajrang dal wale agye

49 Kehte hai pyaar mein bhukh pyaas sb mit jati hai

To koi ye btae ye couple log KFC aur pizza hut mein garba khelne jate hai KIA

50 Usne mehandi laga rakhi thi,

Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,

Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi,

Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi

51  Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya …

Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya

52 Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

53 Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

54 Ghante Girlfriend Ka Wait Krne Ke Baad,

Ghalib Ne Arz Kiya! Inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki,

Inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki,

Ghar Chalta Hu Aasi ki taisi Aise Pyar ki

Good morning

Good Morning

Good morning

1 gudmorng mummy ne kaha hai bahu ko jaldi mt uthana islia abhi msg kia

2 Subah ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,

Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,

Jahan gamo ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,

Khuda wo Jannat si Zamin de Aapko….

3 Pani ki bundain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,

Ho jaye aap bhi inme shamil

Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai

GOOD MORNING…

4 You are a precious part of my life

And you are my half morning and half night

And my morning starts with you and the night ends with you.

Good Morning - Have a nice day

5 I look forward to the day when I can wake up to see your face, smile and give you a good morning kiss, before, a lot of love for me is a wonderful day!

good morning!

6 I prayed to God that good things let my way, after some time, I found you, you are the best thing that has happened to me since long, and I bless you.

Good morning!

7 Dear girl friend, best wishes for a morning. Like the sun shining day, when you come into the balcony, smiling makes my song bright.

Good morning!

8 I woke up with a smile, realized that this is just your reason, thanks to my love for making my life amazing. good morning!

9 The night is over, tomorrow brings another day. Can you smile like sun rays and leave your concerns on a bright blue bay?

Good Morning!

10 As soon as you open your eyes and start your day, remember that you will never find this day. make it count. Spend the day with me.

Good Morning!

11 Every night I sleep as dreaming about you,

how would you feel like embracing during the day and how it feels to dream about you every night.

good morning

12 Your face like as moon

And In the night it gives too much light

And in the morning it gives a lot of sunlight.

Good morning!

13 Rising Sun Give Blessing You,

Blooming flowers Give You Happiness,

We are not enough to give you,

But Someone Give You thousands of happiness.

Good morning

14 Aap nahi hote to hum kho gaye hote,

Apni jindagi se rusva ho gaye hote,

Aap ko Good morning kahne ke liye uthe hein,

Warna hum phir so gaye hote.

Good morning

15 Suraj niklne ka waqt ho gaya,

Meethi neend se jago mere dost,

Sapne ko haqiqat mei badalne ka waqt ho gaya.

Good morning

16 Nai subah naya savera,

Suraj ki kirno mei havaon ka basera,

Khuda aasma mei suraj ka chehre,

Mubarak ho aap ko ye haseen savera.

Good morning

17 Rat gujri phir mahakti subah aayi,

Dil dharka to aapki yaad aayi,

Aakhon ne mahsoos kiya os hawa ko,

Jo aapko chhukar hamare pas aayi.

Happy Morning

18 Uth kar dekhiye subah ka najare,

Hawa bhi hai Thandi aur mausam bhi hai pyara,

So gaya chand aur chhup gaya har eak sitare,

Kabool ho aapko Salam a Subah hamara.

Good morning

19 A hawa tu udhar jati hogi,

Unko hamara haal to bataati hogi,

Jara chhukar to dekh unke dil ko,

Kya yad Unko bhi hamari aati hogi

20 Dil ko dil se churaya tumne,

Mujhe apna banaya tumne,

Kabhi bhool nahi payenge tumhen a dost,

Kyonki dosti karna sikhaya tumne.

Good morning

21 Suraj ki kiran roshani lati hai,

Uthte hi aapki yaad aati hai,

Hum to jag gaye aap ki yadon ki dustak se,

Ab dekhna hai aapko hamari yaad kab aati hai.

Good morning

22 Ajeej bhi wo hein, naseeb bhi wo hein,

Duniya ki bheed mei kareeb bhi wo hein,

Unke aashirwad se hai chalti jindagi,

Khuda bhi wo hein aur taqdeer bhi wo hein.

Good morning

Motivation lines in Hindi

Motivation lines in Hindi

Motivation lines in Hindi

1log paise kama kar apne shok pura karna chahte hain...aur mera to shok hi paise kamana hai-Sj

2 kisi ke lia 20 hajar ki naukri pana success hai, kisi ke lia 1000 crore kamana aur kisi ke lia apne pyar ko paana, jo apki success hai us hisab se mahnt kro, safal jaroor honge-SJ

3 Sar utha kar jeena chahte ho to paisa aur power dono honi chahiye, agar kuch nahi hai to hamesha sar jhuka kar hi jeena padega-SJ

4 Bada banne ke lia pahle khud ki najar me girna padta hai aur girne ke baad jab tum ye soch loge ki muje uthna hai us Din tumhe bade bnne se koi nahi rok payega, Bhagwan bhi nahi-SJ

5 Pyar me dhoka khana bhi jaroori hai, kyuki dhoka milne ke baad hi apko sach aur jhut me farak krna ayega-SJ

6 Rona bhut aasan hota hai lekin har situation ko sambhal kr hi to aap aage badh paoge, rote rahoge to wahi ruk jaoge-SJ

7 kismat bhi tabhi sath degi jab tum Kuch kaam karoge, Bina kuch kare kismt ko sirf kamjor log Koste hain-SJ

8 Roke tujko andhiyan, kya zameen kya aasman, paayega jo lakshya hai tera, lakshya to har haal me paana hai-SJ

9 har chota Badlav, badi kamyabi ko janm dete hainjo aasani se mil jata hai vo hamesha nahi rahta, jo hamesha rahta hai vo aasani se nahi milta-Sj

10 jo aasani se mil jata hai vo hamesha nahi rahta, jo hamesha rahta hai vo aasani se nahi milta

11 jo samay ke saath badalta hai vo aage badhta hai

12 khushi apke upar Nirbhar krti hai, apke paas kya hai us par nahi

Good night

Good night

Good night

1 Ho Mubarak Apko ye suhani Raat,

Mile khwabo me bhi khud ka saath,

khule jab apki Aankhen to,

Dheron khushiya ho Apke sath. GooD NighT

2 Raat Kafi Ho Chuki Hai

Ab Chiragh Bujha Dijiye

Ek Haseen Khwab Rah Dekhta Hai Apki,

Bus Palkon Ke Parde Gira Dijiye

Good Night 

3 Alle Baba Choye Nahi Abi Tak?

Cho Jao

Cho Jaoge To Chweet Dreamchs Ayege

ol Bala Mja Ayega

Me To Cho Raha Hu

Aap B Cho Jao

dud Nite

4 Ho Gai Hai Ab To Black Black Night,

Ab Bnd Bhi Ker Do White White light

Sweet Sweet Sapno Ki Pakad lo flight

Ok My Dear GooD Night

5 Upr aasman se jo tute vo 1 sitara.

Use dekh Maine Rab ko pukara.

Rakhe wo salamt apko hamesha. 

Kabhi na tute ye Rishta hmara

6 Nikal aya CHAND aur bikhar gaye SITARE

So gaye panchi aur so gaye nazare

Kho jao aap bhi mithe khawabo me

aur dekho raat me sapne PYARE PYARE

Good Night

7 Ay Chand Taro Zara Inko ek Hath Maro

Bister Se Inko Nichey Utaro,

Karo Inke Sath Ab Tum Fight

kyuki Ye So Rahe The Bina Kahe

Gudnight

8 Ho chuki hai raat bahut, ab so bhi jaiye

Jo hain dil ke kareeb, unke khyalo mein kho bhi jaiye

Kar raha hoga, koi intazaar aapka

Khwabon mein hi sahi unse mil to aaiye

Good night

9 Duniya main reh kar sapno mein kho jaoo

Kisi ko apna bana lo

Ya kisi ke ho jao

Agar kuch b nahi hota to

Takiya lo or so jaoo

Good night

10 Aap Jo So Gaye To Khwab Hamara Aayega

Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Aapke Chehre

Par Layega, Khidki Darwaje Dil

Ke Khol Ker Sona Warna Aap Hi

Batao Hamara Khwab Kaha Se Aayega

11 Palko Pe Dastak Dene Koi Khwab

Aane Wala Hai, Khabar Mili Hai

Ki Wo Khwab Sach Hone Wala Hai,

Hamne Kaha Uski Palko Par Ja,

Jo Pyaara Sa Dost Sone Wala Hai

12 Chupke Se Suno, Ek Choti Si

Baat, Ho Gyi Hai Raat. So

Jao Pyar Se, Sapno Ke Saath,

Band Kro Light, Mujhe

Apse Kehna Hai Good Night

13 Raat Ka Chand Aasman Me Nikal

Aaya Hai, Sath Me Taron Ki

Barat Laya Hai, Zara Aasman

Ki Or Dekho Wo Aapko Meri Or

Se Good Night Kehne Aaya Hai

14 Rat Ko Chupke Se Aati Hai

Ek Pari, Kuch Khushiyon K

Sapne Lati Hai Pari, Kehti

Hai Sapno K Aagosh Me Kho

Jao, Bhul K Sare Gum

Chupke Se So Jao

15 Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,

Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye.

Is ummid me krte hai intezaar raat ka

Ki shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye

16 Jee chahta hain tum se pyari si baat ho,

Haseen chand taare ho, lambi si raat ho,

Fir raat bhar yhi guftagu rakhe hum dono

Tum meri zindagi ho, tum meri kayinat ho

17 Aaj Raat Apko Machhar

Nhi Katega, Coz My Gud

Night Will Take Care Of U 

But  Cheeti Kaat Sakti

Hai  Coz, I Wish U Vry

Sweet Dreams

18 Ye Raat Chandni, Apke Aangan Aye, 

Ye Taare Saare Lori Gaakar Aapko Sulaye 

aap Ho Itne Sundar

Aapke Sapne Ki Neend Me Bhi

Aap Muskuraye Good Night

19 So Jaao So Jaao

Mujhe Good Night Kahe Bina

Raat Ki Rani Aayegi, Dhakka De Kar Jayegi, 

Bed Se Tumhe Girayegi

Phir Sari Ninni Udd Jayegi

20 Hawa Chal Rahi Hai Right,

Taare Chamak Rahe Hain Bright,

Moon Taaro K Beech Me Hai White

Zyada Mat Socho Band Karo Light,

Aur So Jao Good Night

21 Haal kaisa hai janab ka

Kya khayal hai aapka

Ham to soo gaye ho ho ho

Tum bhi soo jao ha ha ha

22 Shut Down Your Eyes,

Log On Some Memories,

Download Some Dreams,

Save Some Joys,

Delete All Your Sorrows

Then, Start Sleeping Good Night

23 Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,

Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai

aapko lovebite, 

Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight

Bole to wo sweet dreams wala

Good Night

24 Thakanpur Se Fresh Nagar

Janewali Nindiya Express,

Bedform Pe Khadi Hai,

Yatri Kripaya Apne Hasin Sapano,

Ko Sath Leke Sawar Ho Jaye

Good Night & Sweet Dreams

25 Jaha dosti waha pyar

Jaha pyar waha ishq

Jaha ishq waha dard

Jaha dard waha jhandu baam

Ab jhandu baam lagao aur so jao

Good night

26 Namaskar ye hamari Madhya ratri

Whatsapp sms seva hai

Isme ham sote hue bhooto ko

Jagakar goodnight kahte hain

So goodnight bhoot dreams

Engish me Good night

Romantic storyline

Romantic storyline 

Romantic storyline 

1 tere dil me rahuga whatsapp ban kar

dhadkano me bajuga ringtone ban kar

kabhi apne dil se alag mat karna

tere sath chaluga network ban kar

2 muje lag rha hai mausam ne bhi apki pic dekh li hai tabhi itna romntic ho gaya hai

3 suno muje heart attack aaya hai, doctor ne kaha hai 2 hi option hain

ya to ICU or  Uc me

4 best reply for miss you

-

I mrs. YOU

5 he- yaar muje dawai khane ki yaad dila dena

she- kyu kya hua apko

he- muje tmse pyar hua hai

6 yar apki baten sun kar to muje apko "meri jaanu banogi" award dene ka man kar raha hai

7 ap itne cute ho ki agar mai msg na bhi karna chahu..to bhi mera hath khud keypad pr chalne lagta hai

8 main to sirf tmhare pyar ka nasha karta hun...and uske hang over k aage koi aur nashe ki jaroort nhi hai

9 doctor ne advice kia hai ki sone se pahle apki pic dekh kar sona jaroori hai, warna heart attack aa sakta hai

10 Koi hame block kare, ya koi hame lock kare, par ham to usi ke Naseeb me hoge, jo mere Dil par khud aa kar nock kre

11 mera bachpan se sapna tha ki bade ho kar apka dost banuga

12 tumhare dil me vaccum cleaner bhi  lga hai kya, bhut saaf dil hai tumhara

13 tujko lekar mera khayal nhi badlega, saal badlega par Dil ka haal nahi badlega

14 Tumhare pyar ka Invertor jabse Is Dil me lagaya hai tabse Is Dil Ki battery Low nahi hoti hai

15 Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna,

I Love you baby 

apna khay 

16 Car me Polish kar ke bhi Car utni shine nahi karti jitna Tum bina makeup ke krti hoal rakhna

 17 mai tumhe shadi ke baad ek surprise duga (ladki bolegi Kya surprise to apko bolna hai) ye dekho Surprise ke lia shadi krne ko bhi tayar ho gayi

18 Tumhare pas agar projector hai to mere dil se connect kar ke dekh lo kitna pyar hai tumhare lia

19 Jitna mai Exam Farre nhi dekhta usse jyda Sapno me tumhe dekhta hu

20 teri khushoo se me bimar ho gaya,

jabse dekha tujhe gorii pyaar ho gaya

21 jidhar dekhu teri tasveer nasar aati hai

teri surat meri taqdir nazar aati hai

22 tu meri dairy milk mai tera lays, banja tu meri for always

23 apke pyar ke Ground me aane ke baad, muje pubg ke battleground se dar nahi lagata

24 Meri life ka ek bhut bada dream hai

kya

yahi ki tum daya pair aage kar ke mere ghar me aao

25 Girlfriend cute honi chahiye, smart to phone bhi hota hai

26 tum muje eclairs candy ki tarah lagti ho, andar se sweet aur bhar se Cute

27 Meri har ek sans par naam tumhara hai, aaj me khush hun to ye ahsaas tumhara hai

28 tum soti kab ho yaar, raat ko mere sapno me aati ho, din me mere Dil me tabhi machati ho, thoda rest v kia kro na

29 apne Dil ke ICU me muje admit kr lo, kyuki mai tumhare pyar ka patient hu

30 mai tumhe islia pyar nhi karta kyuki tum beautiful ho, mai tumhe islia pyar krta hun kyuki tumhara Dil beautiful hai

31 Tum sirf mere phone ka password hi nhi, mere chahre ji muskan ka bhi password ho

32 worldcup jeetne par itni khushi nhi milti jitni aapse baat kar ke milti hai

Shayari for best friendship

Shayari for best friendship

Shayari for best friendship

1 dil ka haal batana nahi aata,

hame aise kisi ko tadpana nahi aata,

sunna to chahte hain ham unki awaj ko,

par hame koi baat karne ka bahana nahi aata

2 bhadak uthte hain shole 

mast mahool ho jata hai,

dekh kar aysa jalwa,

dil out of control ho jata hai,

patharo ko bhi mom kar de apne husn se,

apke chu lene se pani bhi petrol ho jata hai

3 kash koi hamari bhi rashke kamar hoti,

ham bhi najar milate

hame bhi maza aata

4 aap par padi jab meri najar,

na raha dil na raha liver,

chad gya muje ap ka fever

ab ap ho meri for forever

5 hajar bar li tumne talashi mere Dil ki,

batao kabhi kuch mila isme pyar ke siwa

6 Tumhari fikr hai muje isme koi shak nahi,

 tumhe koi aur dekhe kisi ko ye haq nahi

7 shuru karte hain fir se mohobbat tum chale aao,

 thoda ham badal jate hain, thoda tum badal jao

8 ham peena chahte hain, apki nigaho se

ham jeena chahte hain, anki panaho me

ham chalna chahte hain, apki raho me

ham marna chahte hain, apki bahon me

9 Dil ki dhadkan Ruk C gai hai

saanse meri tham C gai hai

Pucha hamne Dil k Doctor se to pata chala

sardi ke karan apki yaren Jam C gayi hain

10 koi gam nahi magar Dil udas hai

tujse koi Rishta nahi fir bhi ehsaas hai

kahne ko bhut apne hain magar tu ek khas hai

ab jyda emotional mat ho upar sab bakwas hai

11 kash koi khushio ki dukan hoti, aur muje uski pahchan hoti

kharid leta apke kia har khushi, chahe uski kimat meri jaan hoti

12 isse pahle vo hamari jaan jaaye

unhe kaho ki vo maan jaaye

13 is mausam me tufaan hai barish hai,

dono tere pyar ki sajish hai

ek bar mil lo janeman

ye mere Dil ki khawaish hai

14 Tumhara sath chahta hu,

har waqt tumse mulakat chahta hu,

apni mummy ko kah dena 

mai unki beti ka sath chahta hu

15 muje bas tu chahiye

ye mat puch kyu chahiye

16 Har Khushi Ko Tere Taraf Mod Doon,

Chand Sitare Tere Liye Tod Doon,

Har Kamyabi Ka Darwaza Tere Liye Khol Doon,

Itna Hi Kaafi Hai Ya Do Char Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.

17 Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,

Wah Wah

Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey

Kya baat hai bacha.

18 Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,

gajab aapka style hai,

message to aap kabhi karte nahi,

bas halla macha rakha hai ki..

hamare pass bhi mobile hai

19 Mohabbat Sirf Kharcho Ki Badi Lambi Kahani Hai,

Kabhi Picture Dikhani Hai Kabhi Shoping Karani Hai,

Master Roj Kahta Hai Fees Ke Paise

Use Samjhaun To Kaise Mujhe Chhori Patani Hai

20 Hum yaad tujhi ko karte he,

Teri  har  Ek ada pe marte he,

Bas  Ek hi baat se darte he

 ki Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he

21 Tumko Dekha To Ye Khayal Aaya,

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khayal Aaya,

Ki Tumne Pichle 6 Mahine Se,

Tumhe Khana Banana Nahi Aaya

22 Wo hame bhul jaye is baat ka hame gham nahi.

doob mare wo ladki jiski kismat me hum nahi

23 Tujhme baat he kuch aise hai

Dil na diya tumhe to jaan chali jaayegi

24 Khuda Kare Wo mohabbat Jo Tere Naam Se Hai.

Hajaar Saal Guzarne Pe Bhi Jawaan Hi Rahe

25 Kuchh Yun Utar Gaye Ho Rag-Rag Mein Tum,

Ke Khud Se Pahle Ahsaas Tumhara Hota Hai

26 Maheka Sa Din Mahekti Si Raat Aaye,

Tum Kaho Toh Khushboo Ki Tarah Koi Baat Aaye

27  Arz hai, Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

And Kissing them is the Boys duty

28  Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha

Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,

Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate

Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

29 wo bde gurror se kr rhi thi apne chehre ki chmak ki tareef,

Hum bi bol uthe isse Jada chmak to vimal pan masala mein hoti Hai

30 Aapki yaad hi meri jaan hain,

 Shayad es haqeeqat se aap anjaan hai,

 Mujhe khud nahi pata ki mai kaun hu,

 Aap ka pyaar hi meri pehchan hain

21 Yu to hzar rang Hai is fiza mein ,

PR mujhe to Sirf tera rang chadha Hai

Ab ye pyaar nhi to aur kaunsa rog mujhe LGA Hai

32 Usne mehandi laga rakhi thi,

Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,

Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi,

Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi

33 Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya

Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya

34 Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,

Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle

35 Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

36 Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya.

takdir mai hai jo wahi milega….

takdir mai hai jo wahi milega…..

Hands-up  koe apni jagah se nahi hilega

37 Auto driver ki seat ke piche

Bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye-

Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai

Izzat se baithe

Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai

38 Kehna hi pada usko yeh khat padh kar humara

Kambakhat ki har bat muhabbat se bhari hai

39 Ab To Shayad Hi Mujse Muhabbat Karay Koi

Meri Ankhon Main Tum Saaf Nazar Atay Ho

40 Tum jis Rastey se Chaho Aa jaana,

Mere Charo Taraf Mohabbat Hai

41 Chah te Hain Hum Apse

Aisi Dosti Ka Wada,

Jaisey 12 Rupee Ka Wheel Detergent,

Ghuly Kam Aur Chaley Zyada

42 Lat Teri Hi Lagi Hai Nashaa Sar-e-Aam Hoga,

Har Lamha Zindagi Ka Sirf Tere Naam Hoga